GERT MERCH!
We've actually done it! After months of toil we've gotten our lives together enough to offer shiny capitalism-nuggets for your sadistic enjoyment! Check out our growing inventory of merchandise with attitude!
Have you fallen prey to Gert's seductive charms? Seal the deal with our custom character figurines! One hundred percent handmade with actual clay and tinfoil, get this unique product to keep you company from the model shelf! Gert's flying solo for now, but additional character designs are in the works, so keep an eye out for those!
Price: $30
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