Meet Gert!

She's a friendly and flirtatious gal, brimming with self confidence! Nothing can come between Gert and her host of celebrity crushes, not even a pesky restraining order. Or three restraining orders. Or round the clock bodyguards and security patrols.
Look out Ryan Gosling! Or... Goose-ling, I suppose, in this wacky anthropomorphic world. Catch up with Gert's adventures every week, more or less consistently on Fridays!